Astrology · Intuition · Personal Work

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Private sessions

You have questions. Good.

A relationship you cannot make sense of? A decision you keep circling? A work problem that has somehow become an identity crisis? A pattern you are sick of repeating? Or perhaps you simply want to know yourself better and have no idea where to begin. Bring me that.

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Prerecorded Readings

Send me your question and birth information for your chart. I’ll complete your reading privately and deliver it by email.

The Glimpse · $44

A 10-minute flash reading for one clear question, chart placement, or area of your life.

The Thread · $66

A 30-minute reading with more room to follow one question, relationship, decision, or recurring pattern.

Birth details are collected for every reading.
Live · Choose your depth

Live Descent Sessions

Bring me the relationship, decision, pattern, transition, or question you cannot untangle alone.

Threshold · 60 minutes · $88

For one focused question or area of your life.

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Full Descent · 90 minutes · $144

More room to follow the threads and examine what is underneath them.

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Extended · 120 minutes · $188

For layered situations that need time, context, and a deeper conversation.

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Live bookings are subject to confirmation.
Never had a reading before?

Excellent. You do not need to study beforehand or know your houses, placements, aspects, or what a rising sign is. For astrology, all you need is your birth date, exact birth time, and birth place. You can arrive curious. I will do the translating.

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Look underneath

You know something isn’t adding up.

The problem you can name is not always the problem underneath it. We’ll look at what keeps happening, why it keeps happening, and what it may be trying to show you.

Do you live most of your life daydreaming about a better one?
Are you protecting your independence or just avoiding the risk of needing someone?
Do you know what you want, but ghost when it’s time to actually pursue it?
Have you read the books, done the journaling, learned your attachment style, and you’re still like… okay, now what?

Bring me the part that does not make sense. We’ll start there.

Events & private gatherings

Shall we make the party more interesting?

Been dying to have a witchy girls’ night?
Planning a gathering that deserves something more unique than another photo booth?
Tarot ReadingsFast, personal readings that work beautifully for a room full of guests.
Astrology ReadingsBirth-chart insights for guests who arrive with their birth details.
The Full Witchy ExperienceReadings plus crystals, tarot decks, and interactive tools to explore.

For bachelorettes, birthdays, weddings, retreats, dating events, brand events, corporate gatherings, and private parties. Packages can be adapted to the size, setting, and mood of your event.

“We hired Eponine for an event and she did thoughtful and incredible readings for three hours straight. The feedback we got from guests was moving and so positive. We can’t wait to have her back!”Riley S. · Creator of The Love Club · 5 stars

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A very short introduction

Hi, Eponine Here 👋

She / Her

I have been reading people longer than I have been reading charts. Astrology and tarot gave language and structure to something I was already doing instinctively: noticing patterns, contradictions, strengths, defenses, and the thing somebody keeps circling without quite naming.

While deconstructing the religion I grew up in, I had a fairly obvious realization: if I really do get to choose what spirituality looks like, why on earth had I chosen sitting in church every Sunday over lighting candles, connecting with trees and rocks and water and stars, and divining? I chose the fun stuff. Quite happily.

I am neurodivergent, extremely nerdy, queer, recovering from 18 years of chronic illness, and possessed of a very low tolerance for spiritual bypassing. I will not predict when you will die. I can, however, most certainly tell you about your next emotional rebirth.

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My Philosophy

Astrology is a map, not an alibi.

We all know a Debbie. “It’s not my fault I called her a bitch when she cut me off. I’m an Aries. I have to tell the truth. Some people just can’t handle it.”

Debbie, darling. No.

Your chart is not a permission slip for bad behavior. I am far more interested in what the placement is actually showing us. Maybe that Aries Sun lands in the fourth house and you go to bat for the people you love without hesitation. Wonderful. Where is that instinct an asset? Where is it making your life harder? And how could you use it on purpose in the situation you actually came here to solve?

That is when astrology gets interesting.

This is where it gets useful

Leverage it. Redirect it. Overcome it.

From inside your own life, these can look annoyingly similar. A strength you keep shrinking, an instinct landing in the wrong place, and a pattern that is quietly screwing you over can all feel like “this is just who I am.” The work is learning the difference.

Leverage it.You keep treating an asset like a flaw.
Redirect it.The instinct is useful. The way it is showing up is not.
Overcome it.The pattern made sense once. It does not get to run the show forever.
Knowing which one you are dealing with changes what you do next.
Eponine Lorenzi

You are the power you’ve been waiting for.

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Prerecorded reading

The Glimpse

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A focused prerecorded reading. No appointment required.

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